when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
black people: haha white people can’t dance
white person: oh but if i said black people are too busy eating watermelon to get off their monkey lazy nigger asses then it would be racist???
white person: I am so SICK of these double standards……
Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?
G U Y S
we could have had a singing career.
bow down to a mothafuckin QUEEN when you see one
And Iggy got what? 2 singles that aint never been #1 but is somehow the “queen” of rap. FUCK OUTTA HERE.
she really don’t get enough credit.
But why she trppin off iggy smdh just let Iggy do her they both living they dreams fuck wrong with us females . Iggy is A new artist df dang
i couldnt not reblog this