Xoliyaaa.

Next pageArchive

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

Exactly ^

(Source: thewinterswidow, via nyancatlovesunicornes)

fuckingdavestrider:

boy-lashes:
supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post
baby: d-d-d..
dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
baby: D I C K S Q U A D

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

(via nyancatlovesunicornes)

luchana-shaw:

塗料
ispeakforboys:

more here ✗

blastortoise:

black people: haha white people can’t dance

white person: oh but if i said black people are too busy eating watermelon to get off their monkey lazy nigger asses then it would be racist???

white person: I am so SICK of these double standards……

(via this-dick-is-not-for-sale)

katiemyladyy:

clashing-oceans:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

image

image


image

GUYS SERIOUSLY 
image

G U Y S
image

we could have had a singing career.

(via vintageealex)

problkgirl:

dopegyaaal:

bluntsand40shoe:

pinkcookiedimples:

soykisses:

goals

He used to be fine as hell

^^^

http://dopegyaaal.tumblr.com

I loved them

diary-of-a-phoenix:

onlyblackgirl:

20daysofjune:

bow down to a mothafuckin QUEEN when you see one

And Iggy got what? 2 singles that aint never been #1 but is somehow the “queen” of rap. FUCK OUTTA HERE.

she really don’t get enough credit.

But why she trppin off iggy smdh just let Iggy do her they both living they dreams fuck wrong with us females . Iggy is A new artist df dang

(Source: nickiroyale)

hersheywrites:

sweetlutopia:

yung90sense:

Baby,Baby,Baby

I got so much love in mehhh

This Video Was Truly The Only Reason I Wanted To Go To College.
norcalchicana:

George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.

nightfirebullmastiffs:

country-girl-from-wisconsin:

i couldnt not reblog this

too cute

(via dont-hate-the-playaa)

saifullah77:

lovedinsilence:

She’s Beautiful! 

Goals.